Boots

[EDDIE51]

The question about shoplifting in Boots reminds me of this classic.
A guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the assistant '' Do you sell bed pans?''
''Sorry, we are out of stock'' replies the assistant '' Have you tried Boots?''
''No good '' says the customer '' it comes out of the lace holes!''

[tonyav]

LOL.

[maggiebee]

Splutter...............

[Canary42]

In the old schoolboy version of my youthful days it was condoms.

[Chipchopper]

They must be potty!

[Shaglene]

A lady goes to the Wonderbra shop but she was unable to get a bra that fitted.
The assistant said, "Have you tried Binns?"
She said,"Yes but they rattle."

[marval]

lol