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marval | 22:16 Wed 30th Dec 2015 | Jokes
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Deer readers, my gnu year’s resolution is to tell you a gazelleon times how much I caribou you!

Sorry. Bad puns. Alpaca bag and leave.


My new year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.

And I plan on sticking to it.

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Good one.
22:20 Wed 30th Dec 2015
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No!..........don't get hung up :-)
22:21 Wed 30th Dec 2015
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Velcro !, what a rip off.
22:24 Wed 30th Dec 2015
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