How Does A Dairy Farmer Cut The Grass....

[Chipchopper]

With a lawn mooer

[marval]

Or any udder thing he can find

[Patsy33]

Let's not milk this one...

[magicmick]

Patsy33 someone will keep churning them up.

[Patsy33]

I know, BUT-TERrible as it is, churned it will!...

[magicmick]

Did the farmer have the cow on a low cut,

[Chipchopper]

M. Mick, It was just an ugly ruminant but the farmer did get a pat on the back.

[melv16]

What else cud the farmer do?

[Old_Geezer]

If he'd watered it with scotch it'd come up half cut already.

[Patsy33]

What brandy use?

[Chipchopper]

Probably Bells, Patsy....cow bells.

[Patsy33]

Walkers about?