I Saw -

[helmsman]

- a pirate putting on a cheap watch.

He was swatch buckling.

[frugalfred]

You should be ticked off for that one!

[elliemay1]

Did he need a hand?

[frugalfred]

This is a wind-up, isn't it?

[Patsy33]

Plas- tick?

[retrocop]

A Rogers Oyster.

[frugalfred]

Was it second hand?

[marval]

It wouldn't be a patch on a Rolex

[retrocop]

A Heur there me hearties.

[frugalfred]

Is nothing private 'ere?

[Baldric]

He then went fishing and caught a Bright-ling ;o)

[frugalfred]

That's more gan I caught!

[frugalfred]

I've just cut a strip from my underpants - a Long John Sliver!

[Patsy33]

He shows off time and time again with his antics!

[Baldric]

A Swatch, what a Cheap-skate!

[Patsy33]

I think it was Seconda hand Baldric

[frugalfred]

This thread is taking on a coarse air.

[retrocop]

Omegad.

[Patsy33]

I heard he was handy with his sword and earned a buck an ear.....