The Sailor And The Mermaid.

[cupid04]

A sailor, whose head is only the size of a snooker ball, is sitting in a pub.
'What on earth happened to you?' the barman exclaims.
'My ship sank,' the sailor explains. 'A mermaid rescued me and gave me three wishes. First, I wished to go home. Second, I wished to have a million pounds. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid.'
'That doesn't sound too bad,' the barman says. 'So what happened?'
'Well the sailor replies. 'It turned out mermaids can't have sex. So I just asked her if I could have a little head instead.'

[tonyav]

Oi, you've been up that dirty joke shop again haven't ya, ya little minx.

[cupid04]

Where's my lol goatman?

[tonyav]

Oh gawd LOL LOL LOL.

[Svejk]

Lucky he didn't ask for fish fingers.

[-SharonA-]

Or prawn balls!!!

[tonyav]

Scampi would be OK though.

[david small]

Did he try and fillet?

[waterboatman]

He came the raw prawn I reckon.

[Jackdaw33]

Fellow walking along the beach comes across a mermaid.

"Hello, have you ever been kissed before?"

"No", she replies.

"Let me show you, then".

"Have you ever had your breasts fondled?"

"No".

"Let me show you then".

"Have you ever been ****** before?"

"No".

"Well, you are now because the tide's going out!"