Five (Fumf) Germans (Herrenvolk)

[retrocop]

Subject: Fw: Fwd: FIVE GERMANS






Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot you mean illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 people."
"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car, youarra breaking da law."

The German driver replies angrily, "Idiot! Get ze supervisor here. Some-vun viz brains!"
"No" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[Arksided]

Lol like it, funny that you read in the accents when its written so.

[Quoi]

meanwhile les bleus are having un petit contratemps with a trio in a renault twingo

[Peter Pedant]

hondootedly mossis thotcher ..... ( John Cole via Private Eye )

Quoi - zee aksong - tray good !

[Peter Pedant]

retro - not quoi - sozza !

jo dolce italian very well done

[aelmpvw]

should be ok in a skoda octavia then ...

[Tilly2]

How many horses can you get in a Citroën 2CV?

[Quoi]

' How many horses can you get in a Citroën 2CV? '

None - because the elephants are still in there.

[Patsy33]

They seem to have Alfa brain....

[Prudie]

Tip to migrants then, drive a Fiat 500

[Chipchopper]

Ha harr, I haff taken Note of ziss!