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retrocop | 20:51 Wed 13th Jul 2016 | Jokes
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HMQ was delighted to accept Teresa May ,today ,to ask permission to form a new government.
Mrs May informed Her Majesty that her first pledge was to Ban pre-shredded Cheese in packets.
She intended to make Great Britain Grate again!
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You just had to get that off your Chester, didn't you? What a yarg that was.....
Nice one Retro.

I should point out though that our new PM spells her name Theresa.

There is a Teresa, but as you can see, she is in a different line of business:

https://www.ephotozine.com/images/gallery/2010/04/normal/9069_1264523653.jpg
It is a better joke spoken than written.

Just read it and though, errm, ok.
Just said it to a group in the pub and everyone laughed.
it's probably the way you tell them, Gromit!
DTC,
undoubtedly true.
Though an audience on their 5th Jaipur Pale Ale will laugh at anything.
I wish she'd get on with it. She's cutting it a bit fine.
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She said tough tits and cheddar cheese to Europe.
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The Dutch are following the UK's Brexit strategy with Grate interest and have been heard to say 'Gouda on you Girl'
Whey hey!!....
i'd think caerphilly about your next joke
then there's her shampoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQUEOA0yQg
//There is a Teresa, but as you can see, she is in a different line of business: //

well not really Hopkirk - they're both into shafting, it's only the scale of application that differs, Theresa with an H having a country-sized perspective.
I think we'll scrape by...
She'l be OK until a better shampoo comes along

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