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Chipchopper | 19:05 Tue 27th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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Q) Why do the French like to eat snails ?.

A) Because they're not really into fast food.

Man: Waiter waiter! will my pizza be long ?

Waiter: No sir, it will be round.
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If you think that onions are the only food that will bring tears to your eyes wait until someone throws a coconut at your head!!
21:58 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I've been round and I know some M&S ones are not

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276352/Article/images/29194101/14150001.jpg
19:10 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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jno....I knew that
19:40 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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I long to eat them
20:18 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Two snails - they must have slugged it out to be on your plate.....
20:24 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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Waiter I will have the crocodile, and make it snappy.
21:47 Tue 27th Sep 2016
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That would do it, 1ozzy :-).
That's why its not a good idea to set your hammock up under coconut palms, with the hope of chilling out.
08:59 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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