Christmas Cracker Jokes

[Fanriffic]

I think I'm coming down with this new Christmas cold that's going around.
It started with my Tinsillitis.

What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.

Ho ho ho.

[DTCwordfan]

I want to get my mater a unique present for Christmas this year, so I have bought her a one-way ticket to Switzerland.

[Patsy33]

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

[Togo]

Oy someone nicked my pizza gag. OK. What is the best cracker joke?
Ding Dong Dairylea on Rye.

[marval]

What kind of car does a lady in a pantomime drive?

A dame-ler

[cupid04]

Q] what goes ho, ho, woosh, ho, ho, woosh?

A] Santa going through a revolving door.


Q] What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?

A] Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush.

[Berniecuddles2]

What do you get if Santa runs backwards
Oh-oh-oh!!

[Fanriffic]

Fantastic terrific responses to the jokes. Thanks for all your jokes.
There's a lot a good jokes here that I've never heard before, so I'll be using a few of them over the next few weeks - thanks folks. Best wishes and happiness for the festive season.

[Togo]

Lol Fanriffic, Ta for BA. I got a Ba from Buen last year for Deep Pan Crisp and Even as well.

[DTCwordfan]

Next year, Togo, it has to be Super K that you take apart......