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[Chipchopper]

The body of a partially decayed, elderly forestry worker was discovered in a barn, beneath a pile of logs yesterday.
A police spokesman said he was a well seasoned woodsman.

[1ozzy]

They are barking up the wrong tree.

[vulcan42]

Well, he wood woodn't he?

[zebo]

Was he peppered with insect infestation?

[marval]

I knew him, he was called Tim Ber.

[Khandro]

I thought there were tree fellers not one.

[Patsy33]

Didn't they used to call him Chopper?

[aelmpvw]

they'll need special branch to solve this one

[Patsy33]

I was just thinking of logging off when I saw this...

[Chipchopper]

It was my Uncle Fester