In My Next Life, I Am Not Going To

[Tilly2]

buy a pair of 10% elastane jeans.

What about you? Assuming that you believe that you will be back.

[Tilly2]

Nice one, Mamya. Thanks for that.

[queenofmean]

I'm not going to be diabetic, have half the health issues I have and I won't make some of the mistakes I have.

[marval]

In this life I'm a woman.

In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs, I could definetely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everone knows you mean busisness. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If your're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

[Tilly2]

Right on, Marval! I like that.

[marval]

Thank you Tilly.

[237SJ]

In my next life I'm going to come back as a fly on the wall