Shock, Horror!

[Caran]

Went for my annual health MOT today. All going fine until she weighed me. Usually they do it in metric that means nothing to me. Today she said it in English. I'm 11 lbs heavier than my own scales tell me. I have been the same weight for the last two years, while I knew I was overweight I thought it wasn't too bad, but now that puts a different spin on it. I told the nurse and she asked me how old my scales are. I told her 20-30 years old. She laughed and told me to buy some more. OH wasn't pleased when I told him he was 11lbs heavier too.

[Jackdaw33]

The chemists' were free but if you went to Woolworth's you had to put a penny in the machine.