Wouldn't It Be Great

[Hopkirk]

to have a tail?

I would have a long one like a big cat. I would sit on a bar stool and gangly swish it side to side.

How would you charge your body, if you had free rein?

[Hopkirk]

..gently, not gangly..

[ummmm]

I was plug myself in to a power point to charge it :-)

[maggiebee]

I'd be 5'9" with long slim legs, not 5'2" with wee fat stubby legs ha ha.

[gness]

You know long tailed cats have a bad time in rooms full of rocking chairs?

I'd have three arms......then I could knit and drink or read a book at the same time......

Ummmm...with your luck you'd blow all the fuses.....☺

[jim360]

I'm sure there's a joke here about making do with the tail at the front, but I just can't quite see it.

[donny48]

You would be gilding the lily, Gness

[ummmm]

Lol, Gness, or set the house on fire :-D

[gness]

Ahhhh.....thank you, Donny!☺

[Hopkirk]

Yes Ummmm, I'm having a few problems with typing on the mobile.

Change, not charge. Sticking my tail into a three pin socket might not be wise.

[mikey4444]

If I said I would like a much longer penis Hoppy, I suppose that post would be removed ?

So I won't say it after all.

[ummmm]

And I done a typo messing with your typo :-)

[aelmpvw]

you'd be able to keep both hands on the steering wheel and slap me round the ear gness ...

[Hopkirk]

I wouldn't bother with that, Mikey, but I think retractable testicles might be a good idea.

[mikey4444]

Hoppy....with you 100% there !

[Old_Geezer]

Sounds painful when sitting.

My body doesn't need charging ;-) I'd give myself much more head hair, less fat, more muscle, perfect eyesight, better memory, lower blood pressure, and a reversal of all those, what I believe are age related issues.

[mikey4444]

I wish I had the teeth I had as a 15 years old !

[gness]

Mmm...the advantages are endless, Ael.....☺