At The Supermarket..

[Chipchopper]

I said to the lady behind the cheese counter "whats the best cheese for dipping my tortilla chips in ?"

"That's nacho's" came the sharp reply.

Ok I said "I'll get some salsa, if that's your attitude".

[-Talbot-]

Have just risen from an afternoon nap, sp?

[Patsy33]

She thinks tortilla chips should be called Nachos...

[Jackdaw33]

No further forward, Patsy.

[-Talbot-]

No Patsy.


The cheese has to be in possession of the customer for the joke to work.



I said to the lady behind the cheese counter "w̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ... is the best cheese for dipping my tortilla chips in ?"

"That's nacho's" came the sharp reply.

Ok I said "I'll get some salsa, if that's your attitude".

[-Talbot-]

oops ...*is this the best cheese* ....blah blah

[Tilly2]

Chip's gone quiet.

[Patsy33]

Chipchopper, get yourself out here now! This needs explaining :-)
(I wonder if anything serious has happened in the news while we've been trying to fathom this out! Haha...)

[Tilly2]

Chip is around. He wants another dog. He was on Nom's thread. Come on Chip!

[Tilly2]

Nothing else in News, Patsy. :-)

All quiet on the Western whatsit.

[Patsy33]

No news is good news I suppose Tilly....

[Tilly2]

Indeed, Patsy.

[melv16]

THUD.....

[jno]

as Patsy says, I don't think the cheese matters either way, it's the chips that are nachos. (Named after a man called Ignacio, should anyone be wondering.) But I still can't really get it to sound like anything else.

[Tilly2]

I don't eat Mexican food.

[Samjenko]

To add to Chipper's torta. This is his longest ever thread.

[jno]

yes, he can taco bow.

[-Talbot-]

jno
as Patsy says, I don't think the cheese matters either way, it's the chips that are nachos.





In this joke the nachos is cheese not the chips.

[Samjenko]

Edam well better come back and caerphilly explain himself.

[jno]

I don't think so, Talbot. It wouldn't need the word "sharply" if it was just a straight answer to the question. "Sharply" implies that an error is being corrected.