Two Brooms..........

[Shaglene]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

[Zacs-Master]

They were obviously besom buddies.

[Dinapal]

Ahhh. A baby broomer. They did't brush up on birch control!

[kawanabe]

He swept her off her feet! :o)

[Patsy33]

Sounds as though he'd like to brush it under the carpet..

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[DTCwordfan]

definitely a thorny problem. marval. Was the bride broom called Heather or Erica?

[DTCwordfan]

sorry, it should have been Shaglene.....