What Is The Best Slogan You Have Ever Seen

[emmie]

my favourite was on a T.shirt,
ECO WORRIER,

[jno]

I've always though the bumper stickers saying "If you can read this you're too close" made a good point.

[gangesboy]

Mine was on a T.Shirt.
Sex instructor - first lesson free

[andy-hughes]

I saw a tiny tot wearing a tee-shirt that said 'Teething - it's the pits!' which I thought was magic.

I also saw a seriously large guy at a festival once, he was about six feet four, and as far across, covered in tats, with a bald head, goatee, earings, and a really seriously intimidating frown on his face.

His tee slogan - 'Warning, does not play well with others' rather summed him up!

[Dinapal]

There are two types of boat. A submarine and a target.

[normchurch]

many years ago in australia there was a brand of male underwear called BVD. the slogan: "Next to myself, I like BVD best." And that Schweppes ad where "Every bubble's passed its fizzical".
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[Smowball]

When I was about 11 my dad took my brother and I to a local show. There was a huge stall selling t shirts and there were hundreds of slogans you could choose from to have printed on them. My dad gave us money each to choose one. So I got mine done and put on on to proudly go and show my dad. He was sat nearby having a beer. When I walked back his face was a picture. Take it off!! He said. I didn't realise the meaning of my slogan. I'd picked IM NOT EASY BUT WE CAN DISCUSS IT! Well how was I to know lol

[andy-hughes]

I am buying a tee-shirt for the summer with a picture of two guys in a canoe, and the slogan is "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

[andy-hughes]

I am attending the Montreal Jazz Festival this summer, and I am looking into having a slogan printed on a tee-shirt - 'What would Miles do?'

[gness]

I've just been bought a tee shirt with......I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour.....
I don't wear tee shirts but I love it so it's being made into a bag....x

[cupid04]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...only in an Irish dictionary!

[bednobs]

i like the ironman one:
Swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, run 26.2 miles- BRAG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

[Bazile]

This would be a good one

'Man with no shoes , should feel sorry for man with no feet '

[Baldric]

When we lived in Wroxham, we used the same Hotel Bar as Bernard Matthews.

One of the bright ideas he came up for advertising his Turkeys was;

"Norfolk 'n good"

It didn't last long
If you don't get it, try saying it ;o)

[emmie]

jno, have seen that on a t shirt, but in tiny print

[emmie]

some very good ones i must admit. any more,

[marval]

My mother knitted my nephew a jumper when he was young. It said Hello on the front and Goodbye on the back. Not a slogan, but it was a talking point.

[emmie]

saw this on baby grow, party at my crib, bring your own milk

[webbo3]

Someone posted a picture of an ambulance on facebook and written in the dirt on the back es "patients not left in the vehicle overnight."


Dave.

[emmie]

very good.