Good In Bed...

[Patsy33]

I'm actually pretty good in bed. I don't fall out so much now....

[Samjenko]

The straps are working then?

[baza]

I use Viagra to stop me rolling out of bed.

[Berniecuddles2]

Lol basa

[Samjenko]

^lol. Joking aside, why were we always falling out of bed when we were young?

[scorpiojo]

Drunk?

[baza]

It always hurt if you rolled out of the top bunk as I recall.

[Samjenko]

Good point, jo. ;-)

[marval]

I am very experienced in the bedroom department. I have worked at the one in IKEA for the last 20 years.

[Patsy33]

'Turn On' in the bedroom, is when I switch bedside lamp on!..

[Arksided]

I'm very good in bed, I hit those sheets (Duvet) and I can sleep like a demon.

[marval]

Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it.

[Arksided]

As a kid I remember falling out of the top bunk many times... what is that about?

[marval]

Saw a shop saying they were having a bed sale, 50% off everything. When I went in, all of their beds were only three foot long.

[Khandro]

There was a time when people thought safe sex was a padded headboard

[Arksided]

I'd have gone to the bunk-bed section, It'll have probably been a normal single bed.

[Chipchopper]

I bought a waterbed, thinking it might improve our love life but the wife and I just drifted apart ;-/

[Bazile]

Stop rolling over afterwards, and you won't fall out