Allo Allo!

[Chipchopper]

A man and his dog, walk into a French bar.
The man says to the inn keeper: I'd like a glass of your finest Burgandy and a Beaune for dog.

[DTCwordfan]

where in France is Burgandy? Or is that Burgundy with lemonade in it....?

[Chipchopper]

Obviously the French language wasn't his strong point, dt.

[DTCwordfan]

then I would have expected,

Un homme et son chien entrent dans un bar français.
L'homme dit à l'aubergiste: «j'aimerais un verre de votre plus belle Bourgogne et un Beaune pour un chien»

[Jackdaw33]

French not your strong point then, DTC.

[DTCwordfan]

Nah, jokes aren't......I'd rather have the Beaune. Hic.

[Baldric]

Thought you had! ;o)