Where Can I Neuter My Pet Penguin

[Benisbooper1]

i recently got a pet penguin and i want to neuter him before his hormones kick in, and he starts to get aggressive. please help. Thanks!

[murraymints]

real men would do it wi' their teeth ! .. chomp..spit...rinse and sticky plaster !!

[pixie374]

Sounds like you'very had practice, minty? ;-)

[murraymints]

lol pixie ...I have been told that farmers in the "Heeelands " have been known to practise such methods of castration !

[pastafreak]

Awww...you'll be depriving him of penguin courtship!
https://rzss.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/comings-goings-and-some-courting-on-the-side/

[gness]

Well where do you live, Ben....because I'd offer....I usually do mine myself because I have all the power tools needed.......and of course the sewing equipment should there be any little accidents.....though that only happens when Minty insists on helping me......x

[murraymints]

s'no troo !!

[DTCwordfan]

how big are a Penguin's balls to begin with.....a pair of bricks should do, preferably limestone as they are harder?

[DTCwordfan]

a very fine dish they make for, better than gorillas' I would guess,

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aMxVJJT7gok/TKmrWR_RtII/AAAAAAAAAZ4/DxwEAPGowpQ/s1600/penguinballs+(2).jpg

[pixie374]

Blimey. Saw this answer posted by Mamya and thought it was on this thread...
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[DTCwordfan]

"That was the Emperor's left one - before gness and minty got to him."

http://www.kurir.eu/slika-850x556/penguins-1472732253-6513.jpg

[lankeela]

You could try in the kitchen