Football

[teacher1]

There are some horrible *** about.

I heard a cat crying outside so I opened the door and saw four blokes in Man U shirts playing football with it.

I was about to call the RSPCA until the cat went 1-0 up.

[Tilly2]

♫ You only miaow when you're winning! ♫

[DTCwordfan]

that's a catty joke about Man Chity.

[Patsy33]

Hmmm.. Paws for thought..

[Berniecuddles2]

purr-fect!