Fair Play

[Chipchopper]

I hopped on the bus this morning, carrying a large wicker basket full of lovely mushrooms.
The driver looked at me glumly and said "you'll have to pay double fair"
"Why is that" I protested ?.
"For taking up too mushroom" he replied"

[tonyav]

Hope you payed the fare with buttons.

[Patsy33]

Did you show him your Oyster card?...

[Arksided]

Sounds like a fungi.

[Patsy33]

Did he get on at Portobello Road?

[Arksided]

Probably Magic...

[Chipchopper]

I told him, he was talking a load of shiitake

[Arksided]

Like toad-stool.

[Patsy33]

Had they come far afield?

[marval]

He sounds like a right puffball.

[Togo]

Haha missed this. The driver deserved a punch up the "bracket".