Brits Fake Fakes

[Barmaid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4788582/Twitter-users-left-stitches-awfullyBritishfakefacts.html

I found some of these quite amusing. Can we add to them?

[Barmaid]

That should of course say "fake facts". It's early yet......

[ummmm]

Lol...I like the 'If you speak English very loudly and slowly abroad it translates to the local language'

:-)

[NoMercy]

Everyone who's English is from London...

[jackthehat]

It is illegal to wear an outdoors coats indoors......"You won't feel the benefit" when returning outside, if you do.

[jno]

depressing that they have to explain who Julie Andrews is ... I must be getting old.

The number of yellow lines indicates how many hours you can park on them. And don't forget to try the famous echo in the British Library.

[jackthehat]

When getting onto a London bus it is customary to shake the hand of every passenger before taking your seat.....

[woofgang]

[rockyracoon]

Those tweets are what I love about being British, our idiosyncrasies are unmatched.

BTW, I take teabags on holiday :)

[237SJ]

It's compulsory to talk about the weather every day

[mccfluff]

you have to say at least 4 different variations of goodbye before putting the phone down

[cassa333]

I take tea bags on holiday :-)

If you don't hold the door open for the person behind you you can be arrested.

[rockyracoon]

If someone bumps into you, you have to say sorry, even if it wasn't your fault.

[Peter Pedant]

queen of england lives in Buckingham Palace

( you may if you have been drinking have to think about that one)

MI5 and the Duke of Edinburgh DID conspire to kill Princess Di - everyone know that !

England doesnt have a written constitution and that means they can shoot anyone who isnt white - only none of them have guns!

[Peter Pedant]

what about ......

the murder rate in England is really low compared - because the police dont carry guns !

English love their dogs so much that if one bites you - YOU have to pay the DOG compensation