The Last Kiss..................

[Shaglene]

A group of Illinois bikers was riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said:

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then said:

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

Who knows whether she jumped or was pushed?

[Patsy33]

Lol! The big biker must have felt so small.....

[clyde59]

Lol.

[Berniecuddles2]

and they both drove off into the sunset on his harley chopper!

[Chipchopper]

I guess that a walk on the wild side was just too much for macho George!

[DTCwordfan]

she fell.....after all, she had a life boy......