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Patsy33 | 13:06 Mon 06th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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they tried keeping warm by rubbing noses, now one of them has sniffilis.
17:28 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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n-ice
13:09 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Did kayak .co.uk, oraganzse the search for them ?
13:13 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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One of them said, Inuit would be risky..
17:19 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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I asked one of the Eskimos did they fix their kayak...he said he's brother did igloo'd it back together
17:26 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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they tried keeping warm by rubbing noses, now one of them has sniffilis.
17:28 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Haha.. jno.
I thought you were going to say caught fire,!
17:31 Mon 06th Nov 2017

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