Cracker Ideas

[Barmaid]

I just bought a "Make your own Crackers" kit. No idea why because I obviously hadnt given any thought as to what I might put inside them.

Only going to be me, the OH and his 17 year old daughter there.

Any ideas, please?

I'll raid the jokes section for the written stuff!

[tonyav]

"tactical headache" ...

Ahhhhgggggg, that scam is as bad as the Brandy and Babysham scam, Dave.

[Jackdaw33]

Crackers should be confined to the dustbin of history, along with silly paper hats, silly jokes and pathetic little plastic toys.

[Mamyalynne]

Ah but the personal touch makes it all so special, great if there's just a few of you and you have the time.

[Jackdaw33]

Brandy and Babysham

You mean the knickerdropper? Never worked for me.

[naomi24]

I love the jokes in crackers. :o)

[Mamyalynne]

Babycham boys, if you're buying the fake stuff no wonder you're struggling.

[tonyav]

You mean the knickerdropper? Never worked for me.

Yeah it was a scam, jd ( an expensive one when you still an apprentice ) usually a peck on the cheek and goodnight ( even though you've probably walked her three miles home ) Doh.

[tonyav]

Fake !, wot do you mean Mamya.

[Mamyalynne]

'Sham'

[tonyav]

Mamya and her crossword mind set ;-)
She's right ( as usual though ) x

[Mamyalynne]

:-) ♥

[Islay]

Thank you for BA xx

[hansons]

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