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Going On A Date!

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Voltage | 20:50 Wed 10th Jan 2018 | Jokes
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A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

I Schwepped her off her feet.
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Sssshhhh!
21:05 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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I tell you what patsy she's a bubbly girl alright!
21:15 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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It'll fizzle out.
21:16 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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Trust you to make things go flat ;-)
21:34 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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You must have been in seventh Evian.
22:43 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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Meanwhile your friend was stood there like a lemon!
15:29 Thu 11th Jan 2018
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his mate will just have to gin and bear it.
15:32 Thu 11th Jan 2018

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