I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day, when someone dressed as a duck came over to my table, poured me a glass of red wine and gave me a single red rose and said "you're eyes sparkle like emeralds".
I called the waiter over and he said "well I'm sure it was you who ordered a-romantic duck!"
Like the duck I once ordered. It kept lifting its head out of the tureen and staring at me. When I asked the waiter he told me that I had ordered a peeking duck.
i went out with a chinese girl an bought her home
when we got in we had a cuddle and i said " i fancy a 69"
she said " it too late me no cook this time of night"