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Voltage | 09:00 Thu 01st Mar 2018 | Jokes
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I bought a massive fish from the supermarket today, and when I got home I found out that all its insides were missing.

Gutted.
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Avatar Image Chipchopper
Take it back and ask them to fillet
10:41 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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You were done up like a kipper Volty!...
10:48 Thu 01st Mar 2018
Avatar Image zebo
Did you show your trout pout?
11:33 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Bet you felt gutted.
11:38 Thu 01st Mar 2018
Avatar Image Shaglene
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To show it had guts...............
15:27 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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I know my plaice you minnows!
15:32 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Grouper ?.
"No just the one"
15:53 Thu 01st Mar 2018
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
what a load of codswallop - only a loon or a Chinese person (Chu Mai Belli) would want to eat the fish innards.
15:57 Thu 01st Mar 2018
Avatar Image Bazile
Was this a planned purchase or was it ad hoc ?
16:06 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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can you all speak im hard of herring!
16:10 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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volty is hooked on fishing

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sole_food_2323.jpg
17:00 Thu 01st Mar 2018
Avatar Image marval
Somefin strange going on there.
17:04 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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looks like i've given fishing the boot!
17:04 Thu 01st Mar 2018

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