On phone
Wife - '' where the hell are you - you've got chores to get done !!!! ?''
Husband - '' hi darling - do you remember when we were courting and we walked passed that jewellers and you saw that gorgeous necklace which you fell in love with - and i said one day i will buy you one like it ?''
Wife ( with expectation ) - ''Oh , sorry darling - yes i remember - are you in the shop ?''