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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender tells him to get out. The mushroom says, “Why? I’m a fun-guy.”
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says "I'll have a martinus." The bartender says "Don't you mean martini?" Caesar replies "Damn it, if I wanted a double, I'd ask for it."
A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says "Dry?". The German replies "Nein, just one."
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”
That's all folks you'll be glad to hear!
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says "I'll have a martinus." The bartender says "Don't you mean martini?" Caesar replies "Damn it, if I wanted a double, I'd ask for it."
A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says "Dry?". The German replies "Nein, just one."
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”
That's all folks you'll be glad to hear!
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