Paddy Was Drunk!

[Voltage]

Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road. Cop says “For gods sake Paddy, that’s your air freshener swinging about!”

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Chipchopper]

Now you cedar now you don't :-)