I Once Tried

[marval]

I once tried to be a fish farmer. It was a complete disaster though. I think I planted them too early.

A man who lives down the road from me was selling his car, he said he wanted 800 pounds for it or he would take the nearest offer. So I stood right next to him and offered him a tenner.

I got quite emotional at the garage today, it was a lovely service.

I was having a few drinks in the pub the other night when an architect ran through the door and started doing cartwheels and backflips. He knew how to make an entrance.

I had a bowl of maize. It took me an hour to get my spoon back out.

I took this Chinese girl home last night called tien tee she was dynamite in the bedroom.

Roy Wood (of Wizzard) and Ronnie Wood (The Stones) are getting together to form The Splinter Group.

I’ve just been down to the pub and had five pints of fresh orange juice. Now I can’t talk properly. I think I am pithed.

An octopus robbed a bank this morning. Apparently he was well armed.

I walked up to the cheese counter in Asda last week. I interrupted him and he had to start again.

[bookbinder]

I like the one about the cheese counter!

[bookbinder]

...although, the others are quite good!

[Chipchopper]

He he, I read the cheese counter one 3 or 4 times, before it sank in.
GRATE STUFF!

[Voltage]

yes i had to read that caerphilly

[Patsy33]

E dam! Took me a while. Some great ones again Marval I like the orange juice one!

[Shaglene]

I hope that there are more to come.............