Arrested

[marval]

I got arrested the other day.

I was walking down the street with a desk on my back and carrying a filing cabinet.

A policeman approached me and asked what I was doing.

All I said was.

“I’m impersonating an office, sir.”

It didn’t seem to go down well.

[Patsy33]

You might be carrying a heavy sentence!.....

[marval]

Lots of paperwork first I think.

[Shaglene]

What does a policeman have in his sandwiches?
Truncheon Meat...............

[jno]

perhaps your drawers were showing?

[Patsy33]

Well they did knicker jno.....