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Patsy33 | 09:08 Tue 17th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
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Avatar Image Voltage
Surely you came out with melons ;-)
09:57 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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you'll have to go back home and vegetate.
09:59 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Lol.. Only sour grapes!
10:00 Tue 17th Jul 2018
Avatar Image Voltage
What about a nice pear? ;-)
10:05 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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It's enough to give you the pip!
11:01 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Lol! I think they took the pith too....
11:03 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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That shop would not appeel to me.
15:20 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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The shop is in Aberdeen.
The pommy-granite city.
15:24 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Like that one Alba.................
17:21 Tue 17th Jul 2018

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