A Woman

[Patsy33]

A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, "You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!"
The husband replies, "Darling, can't you see I'm trying? I've cut down."


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[Voltage]

How low can you get!!

[Patsy33]

He got caught short! Lol....

[marval]

lol

[Chipchopper]

Nowww the biting makes sence!

[Shaglene]

That was a (midget) gem...............