What Can We/should We Do?

[Jeanclaude66]

Last night our large feline escaped and got through several chicken wire cages and killed several of our animals and mauled quite a few others.

Those still alive have large bites and scratches consistent with a large feline.

I drove several times towns away and phoned the rspca and several vets in those towns from a newly bought pay as you go Phone and chip which I then drink over crushing it and then poured petrol on it and then threw the remains in the sea thus protecting my anonymity stating to them the animal involved for the animal murders and the animal victims and was told by all of them that they could tend to the animals but would have to inform the relevant animal authorities as well as the police as 9/10 animals are illegal to own at where I reside and are protected practically almost extinct animals.

It appears that all my animals bar 1% of them would be seized as well as me and my wife get arrested and possibly jailed.

We do a fantastic service for our local community by letting the elderly, adults and children with learning and physical disabilities, those in hospices and hospitals visit us as well as take them he many non dangerous animals to them which very therapeutic for them and refuse to have our furry, scaled and feathered children taken away.

This stressful and as I do not walnt our animals to die so what can we do?

[kvalidir]

Am I a kid, comedian or online bully, or have I got the hat trick?

[pastafreak]

Where else have I seen full paragraphs with almost no punctuation? Somewhere on AB I'm sure...

[Canary42]

Who let the cat out of the bag ? ? ? ?

[Mamyalynne]

The cat debagger.

[Tuvok]

Somebody didn't like mine or a lot of other posts!

Makes me think my thought that this question is fake was on the right lines!

Pastafreak has also commented on the writing style and that post remains!