What Phrases Could Be Used.....

[1ozzy]

...While ordering takeaway food and having sex.

[DTCwordfan]

reminds me of that one the other day - a blonde saying to me, "Are you a breast or leg man?"

I replied 'Anal is my thing'

And now I've been banned from KFC

[Ken4155]

Which one's the shish kebab?

[-SharonA-]

I'll have a foot long!!!

[LochNessMonster]

Subway- That will be a foot long, as I'm not bending mine in half of anyone ?
Take a book into Chinese restaurant and say its new cook book called 101 ways to wok your dog.
French takeaway - Do you have frogs legs ? Well hop over here and serve me.