Blokey Boris's Bonking Betrayals

[sandyRoe]

Is it conceivable that a philandering Etonian could occupy Number 10?

[Sqad]

FF....quite correct, I was alluding to David Lloyd George.

[Spungle]

Conceivable? Yes! Boris has an eight-year-old love child called Stephanie MacIntyre.

He'd have been better heeding the advice of Spike Milligan:

"Contraceptives should be used on ever conceivable occasion."

[tonyav]

Is it conceivable that a philandering Etonian could occupy Number 10?

Why not, doubt very much that he'd be the first.

[AuntLydia]

Boris is extremely clever and is playing Game of Thrones. I think he would make a better PM than May but that's not difficult.

[Spungle]

EVERY conceivable occasion!

[AuntLydia]

May will slither away,Boris will strump up and down like a peacock giving a jolly good show, then Rees-Mogg will slip in through the back door and be the next PM.

[Spungle]

I would love Rees-Mogg to be the next PM. He's a man of sterling integrity and backbone. Might not have the looks, but certainly the charm, the grit and the personality.

[AuntLydia]

Spungle, although I don't agree with all of his politics I actually have a crush on rees-mogg. I think he's fascinatingly sexy in a take your glasses off miss jones' sort of way :-)

[sanmac]

"A philandering Etonian"...And what's wrong with a college boy who collects stamps?

[wimp]

Boris will be in number 10, I said that before like it or not.Cant be any worse than the idiot that is there just now because she's making a fine job of things!

[AuntLydia]

Boris's dad would make a better PM!

[Peter Pedant]

// Why not....here is just ONE great "Sh,agger.
- David Lloyd George //

who was not an old E
but WAS called the Old Goat as a result of his activities

what about trying to save prostitutes ?
the Vicar of Stiffkey ( OK not an MP)
Gladstone ....

[sandyRoe]

If Jacob, described as the MP for the 17th Cen, and Boris find themselves in contention for the keys of No 10, it'll be Puritan V Cavalier slogging it out.
Pity the poor tory voters.

[Peter Pedant]

nope sorry Jacob Rees M is a roman catholic....

[sandyRoe]

Catholics can do puritanical if they have the whip hand.