When The Little Lift....

[gness]

...that took both of us and our luggage up four floors to our apartment sounds the OVERWEIGHT! OVERWEIGHT! alarm when both of you and the same luggage get in to go down four floors you know that one of you has enjoyed too much French wine and food......

I'm pretty sure it's Dave...... ;-)

[sunny-dave]

Bien sûr, M Le Talbot

I'm on the case now though - if anyone reveals the result of the 1966 World Cup Final before I've watched the TV highlights, I'll be down on them comme une tonne de briques ...

[gness]

After the comments about what you have stuffed up your tee shirt are you sure you should have said....

Ton of bricks?... ;-)

[sunny-dave]

Merde :(