Two Women Playing Golf....

[BANANASPLITS]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me" she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"...? It Feels great" he replied, "But I still think my thumb's broken"...

[Khandro]

That's well under par!

[BANANASPLITS]

Well putt khandro!

[DTCwordfan]

I have never heard of a six stroke penalty for playing with two balls.

[Spicerack]

One way of getting relief.

[spathiphyllum]

She should have shouted "Fore". He may have got away with it by the Skin of his teeth.

[BANANASPLITS]

If your wondering where I got this joke from a little birdie told me!

[spathiphyllum]

Bogeys!

[Khandro]

My favourite is about a member in the golf-club bar who says he hasn't seen Max for some time, he is told that Max's membership has been withdrawn, why is that ? Well, he was caught having sex with the president's wife in a bunker.
Having sex in a bunker with the president's wife is pretty bad, he says, but I wouldn't have thought it warranted suspension.
Oh it wasn't for the sex, - it was because they didn't rake the sand when they'd finished!.

[Spicerack]

It's not fair. He got the relief but she was the one behind the sprinkler.

[Spicerack]

Just proves the only irons the ladies should be allowed near are the Teefal or Braun varieties.

[BANANASPLITS]

This joke could go a fairway

[BANANASPLITS]

My wife said to me "I'm sick and tired of your obsession with golf! I said" Why, is it driving a wedge between us?

[Patsy33]

Lol...
This joke stood out like a sore thumb!...

[BANANASPLITS]

Throbbing! ;-)