Oh Dear. Poor Kid

[retrocop]

While Shepherds 'did what with' their flock at night ?

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mum-accidentally-sends-son-5-school-nativity-blow-sex-sheep-123801407.html

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear.

[kvalidir]

Lol the joys of parenting :)

[hereIam]

Ha ha that's funny.

[emmie]

oh deary me what will the matter be..

[cashier]

A good job the teacher was able to recognise a sex toy, when she saw one.

[Lie-in King]

Baaaaad mummy ;-)

[EDDIE51]

^ We always sang our own version of 'While Shepards Watched'
While Shepards washed their socks by night, all seated round the tub. An Angel of The Lord came down and taught them how to scrub.

[emmie]

you would have to be very loooowdown to use that surely..

[Zacs-Master]

Yeah, she was so ‘mortified’ she gave an interview to the press. Mmm.

[murraymints]

EEK !

[TonyV]

OH bet her cheeks still blushing

[Ken4155]

Alfie had a little lamb
Whose fleece was not fantastic
Pouting lips and hole in bum
Made out of shiny plastic
He took it to school, one day
Carrying it in his pack
His teacher saw the bum-hole
And she promptly sent it back

[Zacs-Master]

Very good. LOL.

[TonyV]

Good rhymes Ken

[ludwig]

His £16.99 shepherd fancy dress outfit appears to consist of a dressing gown, tea towel, and elastic band. Strange.