Paddy's Antique

[marval]

Paddy drags a large box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow which is appearing in his town that week.

"Where did you get this?" asks the expert.

"It's been in our loft for 80 years," says Paddy.

"I see," says the expert, "'and do you have insurance?" he adds.

"No," replies Paddy, "do you think I should?"

"'Yes," replies the expert.

"It is your water tank."

[Chipchopper]

what a cock and ball story :-)

[Tilly2]

What a drip!

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[zebo]

I once woke up to feel water dripping from the bedroom ceiling. I got out of bed and crossed the room to pick up the phone to call a plumber, just as the ceiling collapsed and the water tank fell onto the bed!
Not a joke, unfortunately.

[marval]

I am sorry to hear that Zebo.