My Friend

[marval]

My friend reckons every time he goes to the local skip, he hears voices.

I have been and I have never heard such rubbish.

[Patsy33]

I think you need to dump your friend Marval..

[marval]

When we meet up he always asks me where I have bin.

[DTCwordfan]

that's Sarah More you are hearing - she speaks total rubbish on Money for Nowt.

[Patsy33]

I'd refuse to listen to such offal!...

[spathiphyllum]

I went to give my ear once, but the voices had been trashed

[Chipchopper]

Utter garbage

[Arrods]

My wife said that whenever she is down in the dumps, she gets herself a hat, I said I wondered where she got them from.