For Sale

[Patsy33]

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)

[Hopkirk]

To be blunt, that's quite a good joke.

[Patsy33]

Oh, bless your sole...

[Canary42]

For Sale: Cobblers toolkit (built to last)

[melv16]

For sale: second hand G-string, been kept in good nick...

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Lol!

[maggiebee]

Aye, it'll have your guts for garters.

[DTCwordfan]

Mr. Hamilton Bacon, Pork Butcher extraordinaire

[Chipchopper]

"I can fillet coming in the air tonight"

[Ken4155]

I think both the knife and the g-string are a bit fishy.

[Patsy33]

Gutted, no one's bought it yet!...

[Hopkirk]

I'm glad no-one has made any cutting comments.

[jno]

they will, salmonchanted evening

[retrocop]

He doesn’t want to sell it really. He’s between a Rock and a hard Plaice.

[Patsy33]

My friend Gill, might buy it. Haven't heard anyfin for sure yet..