Pet Shop.

[cupid04]

A woman walks into a pet shop and sees three parrots for sale.
One costs £150. Another costs £100. The third one costs £10.
She asks the pet shop owner why it's so cheap.
'Because it used to live in a brothel,' he tells her.
She finds that funny and buys the £10 parrot.
When they get home, the parrot says, *** me...a new brothel'
and the woman laughs.
Then her daughters walk in and the parrot says, *** me...new girls!'
They all laugh.
Later on, her husband arrives home.
'Hello, Dave, long time no see,' says the parrot.

[marval]

lol lol

[clyde59]

Lol.

[tonyav]

LOL LOL

[Baldric]

Made me LOL, good one ;o)

[Patsy33]

Oh how Dave laughed!
Not..... lol

[Canary42]

I don't get it - if it's a long time since the parrot saw him, then his last visit was probably before his marriage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_time_no_see

Surely "*** me, 2nd time today Dave" would fit better.

[OK, I'll get my coat - again]