Down The Toilet

[Patsy33]

I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet. It's clogged, now..

[tonyav]

I bet you feel a right heel now.

[marval]

lol

Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
To do his duty.

[Patsy33]

I thought they might have flushed, wooden shoe?...

[Chipchopper]

When they said "You've got a booty" I said "yours aint bad either"

[Hopkirk]

You should put your foot down

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Yes, I need to take the plunge...

[zebo]

U bend a metal coathanger to winkle pick it out.

[Chipchopper]

Ha ha harpick it out

[Patsy33]

We were arguing who'd pay the plumber. I decided we should go dutch...:-)

[marval]

I entered a competition where the 1st prize is a toilet and the last prize is a toilet

I thought to myself I'm in a win loos situation here


Husband: "Every time I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?"

Wife: "I clean the toilet seat!"

Husband: "How does it help?"

Wife: "I use your toothbrush!"

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Lol, Marval..