The Millionaire

[DTCwordfan]

A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire."

"Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked.

"A billionaire."

[woofgang]

why is this not in jokes? then again.......

[Denton]

Because it is older than the hills?

[Hopkirk]

Was it Zsa Zsa Babor who said she was a housekeeper?

Whenever she got divorced, she kept the house.

[Hopkirk]

Gabor