Showing Your Age.

[teacake44]

I keep putting my joggers on back to front. What crazy thing have you done lately. :0)

[Bobbisox1]

Just the usual like picking the remote control up to dial a number,well it's the same size as my landline , lol

[SlackAlice]

Walking down to the shed and wondering what I wanted in there ☺☺

[LadyCG]

Getting people's names mixed up and forgetting names altogether.

[MargoTester]

Starting a sentence then not remembering what you were going to say - drives my OH and son mad.

[retrocop]

I made a cup of tea for our tree surgeon last week.I took the tea bag out the cup after a few minutes, put the tea bag in the bin and opened the fridge door where I put the cup of tea instead of the milk bottle next to it. duh.Thank God no one noticed.

[Spicerack]

I tried to squeeze a dash of mayo into my coffee the other day.

[david small]

Peeled a banana and threw the fruit in the bin and kept the skin. Also put track suit trousers on back to front.
I only wear them for breakfast......today banana.

[webbo3]

walking in the kitchen and forgetting why I walked in the kitchen

[johnny.5]

logged onto chatterbank ;o)

[Ryzen]

Went to visit an elderly aunt...she made me a coffee with gravy granules and milk :-/...not good with a HobNob.

[webbo3]

Fred Wedlock.

The Oldest Swinger In Town lyrics
When you score with
a chick in a disco bar
take her home in
your hairy little car

Then you find you
went to school with
her Ma and PA
you're the oldest
swinger in town

When you won't
look in a mirror
in the light of day
swear you dyed it
when your hair turns grey

When you zip up
your Wranglers and
your belly's in the way
you're the oldest
swinger in town

Here you come
and there you go
wire wheel-spokes
and a stereo

But the engine's clapped
and the driver also
is the oldest
swinger in town

When your barber takes
a little less time each week
the kids don't understand
a word you speak

When you walk into a disco
and they offer you a seat
you're the oldest
swinger in town

You prefer a pint of mild
to Bacardi and coke
the sounds are too loud
and there's too much smoke

You'd like another dance
but you're scared
you'll have a stroke
you're the oldest
swinger in town

Here you come
with your chest all bare
a little gold ingot
and a lot of gold hair

Like the disco king
meets Yogi bear
you're the oldest
swinger in town

When you're feeling as
stiff as a skinhead's boot
rub on Vick where
you used to splash brut

And the latest punk
fashion is your wedding suit
you're the oldest
swinger in town

When you have
to go shopping
for your sex appeal
Travolta shades
and nine-inch heels

You say a man is just as
old as the woman he feels
you're the oldest
swinger in town

Here you come with
your lips closed tight
you never smile
you know it
wouldn't look right

'Cause your dentures glow
in ultra-violet light
you're the oldest
swinger in town
oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean
'cause your pants
are too tight
you're the oldest
swinger in town

And it takes you all night
to do what you used
to do all night
you're the oldest
swinger in town...

[Bazile]

webbo3

//walking in the kitchen and forgetting why I walked in the kitchen//

Were you concussed as a result ?

[johnny.5]

"they don't write 'em like that any more !

Call that music ?