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I Hate
"I hate having a fan by the bed all night.
All I want to do is sleep, but the constant cheering and asking for autographs keeps me up for hours."
Did you hear about the troublesome teaspoon
It went into the kitchen and caused a stir.
"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
"I'm a nurse." she replied.
"I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear.
"That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward." she said.
Donald Trump was walking out of the White House and heading toward his limousine, when an assassin stepped forward and aimed a gun. A Secret Service Agent, new to the job, shouted "Mickey Mouse!"
This startled the assassin and he was captured by two other Secret Service Agents before he could shoot. Later, the Secret Service Agent's supervisor took him aside and asked "What in the heck made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the Agent replied "I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, Duck."
All I want to do is sleep, but the constant cheering and asking for autographs keeps me up for hours."
Did you hear about the troublesome teaspoon
It went into the kitchen and caused a stir.
"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.
"I'm a nurse." she replied.
"I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear.
"That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward." she said.
Donald Trump was walking out of the White House and heading toward his limousine, when an assassin stepped forward and aimed a gun. A Secret Service Agent, new to the job, shouted "Mickey Mouse!"
This startled the assassin and he was captured by two other Secret Service Agents before he could shoot. Later, the Secret Service Agent's supervisor took him aside and asked "What in the heck made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the Agent replied "I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, Duck."
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