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Monday. A lot of rain during the night. Not sure what it's going to do for the rest of the day.
Ireland did the job yesterday, (sorry minty) :o} Ireland 27 scotland 3 A good match to watch nevertheless.
Just watching the weather report on the idiot box, wet wet wet then rain.
Have a happy day everyone.
Ireland did the job yesterday, (sorry minty) :o} Ireland 27 scotland 3 A good match to watch nevertheless.
Just watching the weather report on the idiot box, wet wet wet then rain.
Have a happy day everyone.
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some more pearlers that Cook has received
A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
"We bought' Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
"There was no egg slicer in the apartment..."
"We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish..."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
"We bought' Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
"There was no egg slicer in the apartment..."
"We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish..."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
Good luck with the quacks - Boaty.
Tambo, the police are usually skilled at teasing recall out of witnesses and they will recognise that you may still be in shock - it's completely understandable. Writing down what happened, even in bullet points, can be very useful and cathartic as well.......the issue with the cables, well that's quite a serious one to highlight as, who knows, it could have helped save his life.
Tambo, the police are usually skilled at teasing recall out of witnesses and they will recognise that you may still be in shock - it's completely understandable. Writing down what happened, even in bullet points, can be very useful and cathartic as well.......the issue with the cables, well that's quite a serious one to highlight as, who knows, it could have helped save his life.
